Monday, January 19, 2009

"Save the Sea Kittins!" It's too stupid to keep to myself.

Oh PETA. :shakes head: words fail me on how stupid this is.
Would you eat a sea kitten?
January 16, 2009
Posted: 12:46 PM ET

You don’t have to look at the page views of Web sites like to know that a lot of people adore
kittens. Conversely, not as many people adore fish — in fact, gives a “page load error,” and has only the number 0.

The animal rights campaign group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, PETA, has decided to play off of
our awe of kittens by re-branding fish as “sea kittens” in order to discourage people from killing and eating them.

“Would people think twice about ordering fish sticks if they were called Sea Kitten sticks? Help us save fish by
changing their names!” PETA writes on its Web site.

The new sea kitten Web portal is complete with a petition, cute little stories about sea kittens — some attend
Clamster University! — and a tool to design your own sea kitten. The petition has more than 4,544 signatures as of
this writing.

“Given the drastic situation for this country’s sea kittens — who are often the victims of many major threats to their
welfare and ways of life — it’s high time that the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) stop allowing our little sea
kitten friends to be tortured and killed. Who’d want to hurt a sea kitten anyway?!” the Web site says.

How far will this “sea kitten” label extend? Will people find themselves ordering the “Chilean striped sea kitten with
mashed potatoes”?

Certainly there are already vegetarians out there who do not consume fish for ethical reasons. Princeton professor
Peter Singer, famous for his arguments about why not to consume meat, similarly advocates avoiding eating fish in
Animal Liberation, although notes that things do get fuzzier when considering simpler forms of marine life, such as
mollusks and oysters.

Of course, besides being a favorite delicacy at restaurants and family dinners, fish also form part of specific eating
rituals in certain cultures. For example, in China, the fish is served whole — with the head and tail intact — to
represent prosperity, especially on Chinese New Year’s Eve. In Slovakia, it is traditional to let a carp swim in the
family bathtub in the days before the feisty critter becomes part of the Christmas meal. And, it is a Jewish custom eat
fish on the Sabbath, one reason being that the numerical value of the Hebrew word for fish, “dag,” adds up to 7, and
the Sabbath is the 7th day.

So what do you think: Is it ethically acceptable to eat fish? Will the sea kitten campaign be effective? Would your
goldfish mind being called a sea kitten?
All I can ask is... "why?"



Bluemeanie said...

The fishy pussy jokes just write themselves really ;)

Kat said...

Oh I wish I had thought of that. I envy you.


Bluemeanie said...

lol.. yeah, yeah
envy me and pity my poor wife who has to live with me and my "no...its not sick, its FUNNY!" :)